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THE NINJA CHRONICLES: The Beginning NINJA FAQs THE NINJA GALLERY THE NINJA BLOG Most recent ninja shots... A New Alliance! Extraterrestrial Bookshelving Raise the Flag The Heavy Artillery "Kiss my ninja ass!" Reinforcements Mwahahaha! So it's come to this, has it? I should charge tickets for this... Let's get it on! THE NINJA CHRONICES: Behind the Scenes THE NINJA GUESTBOOK CALLING ALL NINJAS	PREVIOUS FIRST LAST NEXT	A New Alliance! "We come in peace, earth ninjas. Our sensors tell us my gay cousin Marvin landed on this planet and conducted a series of anal probes. We have come to make reparations. We are at your service. But tell me, do all earth ninjas smell of feces?" Comments