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THE NINJA CHRONICLES: The Beginning |
| NINJA FAQs |
| THE NINJA GALLERY |
| THE NINJA BLOG |
| Most recent ninja shots... |
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THE NINJA CHRONICES: Behind the Scenes |
| THE NINJA GUESTBOOK |
| CALLING ALL NINJAS |
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Stowing away in my luggage during a vacation to Pennsylvania, three ninja
clans hopped a ride back to my apartment. They escaped undetected,
as ninjas are wont to do, and took up residence in the least likely places
of my humble abode. Within their fortified locales they plot their
evil ninja plots and prepare for war. Despite my best efforts, I cannot dislodge the ninja threat. Each day they infringe on my worldly possessions and expand their territories. They move with stealth and cunning, forever escaping my clutches. When finally backed into a corner, they fight with ferocious tenacity and hold their ground. As the three clans seek to expand their borders and bring war unto their neighbors, I can only hope they eradicate each other before it's too late. For now, miniature, multi-hued ninja clans threaten my existence and control my apartment. Here I recount their exploits, in hopes that someone will lend a hand, someone will realize the key to defeating them. These are the tales of my ninja-infested apartment. These are the Ninjas Chronicles... |
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The Computer Clan
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The Refrigerator Clan
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The Toilet Clan
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